eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

(Source: wispygirl, via asian)

362,879 notes

nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

(via asian)

299,811 notes

thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

(via babebraham)

125,869 notes

codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

(via vorortgangster)

120,934 notes

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via batteriesarenotincluded)

903,718 notes

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

(Source: 2bainzz, via itsrebeccablack)

180,722 notes
simply-divine-creation:

» Her & Everything
yelyahwilliams:

sometimes we forget how simple this is.
dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain


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fandomhoarder07:

EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THIS I SEE MORE CATS.