What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

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"I have come to accept the feeling of not knowing where I am going. And I have trained myself to love it. Because it is only when we are suspended in mid-air with no landing in sight, that we force our wings to unravel and alas begin our flight. And as we fly, we still may not know where we are going to. But the miracle is in the unfolding of the wings. You may not know where you’re going, but you know that so long as you spread your wings, the winds will carry you."

C. JoyBell C. (via kushandwizdom)

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sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

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those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

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what do you call a sphere full of idiots


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