Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

I don’t want to be the kind of hairdresser that makes clients feel like this :/

(via asian)



Me with no money: I want everything
Me with money: what the fuck do I buy

Me three days later: wtf did I spend all my money on why is it gone

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox, via goodfuckingsex)